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Might Demotivational Poster


ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword


TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.84/5

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holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
Ditto.
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


MISLEADING -


TAGS: might be a little ***ist of me
Rating: 4.39/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:38 pm
Amsome! What kinda ignorant timmy voted this down!
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:36 pm
Thanks LD
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:16 am
OMFGLMFAO! 5 Shiny Lions!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:30 pm
5 more lions for CANADA.
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 2:02 pm
Brilliant!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 2:13 am
http://www.motifake.com/clearance-sale-demotivational-poster-21168.html....might help explain
RAWR - January 19, 2010, 2:09 am
my innocence protects me. yet i want to know... ????
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:57 pm
lol, thank you miss!
thatonechick - January 18, 2010, 11:52 pm
You're a sick, sick man. 5L from thatonebleedingchick. :S
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:47 pm
And this is only a joke. I don't condone abuse
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:44 pm
thank you sir!
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:13 pm
Tee hee hee. 5 chunks o' soap.


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


UP, UP AND AWAY - Mighty Mouse always gets Pearl in the end




THE HAND - talk to it


TAGS: might as well go get a beer
Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
Scarface reference 5L
rerun - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm

He is telling the hand just how much fun it will be having with his little friend
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:34 pm
cause you'll be talking with your's later....5L


VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


PHOBIAS -


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles


WAITING -




DECEPTION -


TAGS: might be a little mean
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
I try to push the boundaries with my posters. glad you liked it
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:39 am
LOL, oh man that's bad. Very funny but bad


POINT OF FAILURE - Having only one saves time trouble shooting and leaves more time for you to pack your shit.




EE-E-E-UM-UM-A-WEH! - Wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh wimoweh...




BURKAS - Like a box of chocolates You never know what you're going to get


TAGS: might be pretty
Rating: 4.5/5

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pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 10:00 am
I went to an Arab strip club once. All the guys were throwing money at the strippers and yelling 'Oi, show us yer face!'
EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:07 am
I'll choose the one on the left.
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:19 pm
I think they cut off your head if you look at the back of their box
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Until you look at the back of the box.


Snipers -


TAGS: not as badass as you might like to think
Rating: 1.5/5

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redc1c4 - February 20, 2009, 4:49 am
i know and love snipers, but it's doubtful they would talk to CNN. (Of course, they would never talk to Snopes either. %-)
TYTY - November 9, 2008, 10:52 pm
God I love Snopes


10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick


TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.


TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
Niiiiice!
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use ph**oshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - f*** it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
g**s are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives g**s the death sentence*, and *g**s are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
f***ing PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...




LINGETTES D'ECRAN -




demotivational poster - demotivational poster -


TAGS: prospects cheer up it might taste ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Note to self: ICING!!!
Greeny - August 19, 2013, 4:33 am
Thanks Mooo; want a slice? There seems to be plenty!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
This is depressingly fantastic. I'd like to request a more adult version for M.A.D. 5L


YOU MIGHT BE A RED-NECK IF... - Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.




TENACITY -


TAGS: might always loses to time
Rating: 4.67/5

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Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:46 pm
Denver International Airport's Blue Horse of Doom!
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 8:25 pm
Look out for the Ptero5aurs...
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:20 pm
Most excellent.


THE PEN -




BECAUSE I SAID SO! -




A SON'S FATE -


TAGS: ya might not believe in predestination but
Rating: 4.13/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am
oops...
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind


GIANT ROBOTS -


TAGS: bartimaeus might enjoy this
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:46 pm
I certainly DO enjoy this. 5/5


I WANT A MAN FROM MOTIFAKE - who do you think would be my best match?


TAGS: that might be a double wide
Rating: 3.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
*dirty
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:48 am
@GS.... I had a truly horrible "dirt dancing comment.....But I don't want to be banned........plastic hanger< wire hanger......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:45 am
Why would you want to reward her?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:44 am
Haha!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 10:38 am
*throws yeodog at her and runs*
GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:15 pm
she screams....Bartimaeus!!...note the plastic hanger
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm

don't worry....what I drink as beer you call water.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:33 pm
Careful now, rerun... no need to do something regrettable!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
I think this is a sixteen year old girl dressed up as a cou***. Nice boudoir.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:30 pm

aggy - almost made me choke on my beer.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:29 pm
LMAO!
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:28 pm
Space hates when you can't brush the peanutb***er out.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 9:27 pm
How about a dogstylist? Cause that b!tch needs a trim.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:26 pm

The 1st Mrs. rerun was a hair stylist....she never had a problem.
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 9:23 pm
On that note, I beg to differ. You don't want to get a hairstylist involved.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:19 pm

any spill on a woman, if instigated by the woman is a good one.
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 9:16 pm
ps. NEITHER AM I *shrugs*
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 9:15 pm
@ Rerun /thanks for clearing it up O_o *EWWWWWWWWW* i th** it was another term for a male missfire on a chick O_o
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:37 pm

B13, a bad spill is when it happens with another man, unless you are into that....which I am not
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:33 pm
@ rerun // beg to differ XD, remember the line from 10things i h8 about u ? NO MAN HAS EVER DIED from Deadly sperm buildup XD (well its a lie) and a bad spill is better than A DRY SPELL =P
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:26 pm

you know random, better a dry spell than a bad spill.
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 8:26 pm
*ding, ding, ding...* Britarded has left the building!
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 8:24 pm
~pushes GS to HE/SHE/IT's door to find out~
MrRandom - March 30, 2010, 8:23 pm
Time to take one for the team rerun.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm

how do we even know if this "thing" is really female?
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 7:59 pm
LMAO @ double wide!
booger13 - March 30, 2010, 7:58 pm
wait is it her or the dog asking =) cus i happily volunteer XD she has that Jenna Haze look to her =]
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 7:30 pm
LogicDude? One of the Clowns? Cubby ain't too picky. ;)


PHYDEAUX LOVES HIM SOME BBQ - When you add up the delicious taste with the fact that it attracts tomorrow night's dinner, you can see why


TAGS: that might not be pork or chicken
Rating: 3.93/5

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phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:41 pm
Amsome Airman, and thank you!


OH IT'S A - BRICK... COUCH


TAGS: it s mighty mighty
Rating: 3.92/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:25 pm
She's the one, the only one, built like a hard futon. 5 hemorrhoids.
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 4:03 pm
5!! Commodores
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 4:03 pm
The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holding nothing back. % Commodores


PARADOX -




ALWAYS CHECK OUT THE MOM - I call it the Russian Doll Phenomenon. If you wanna know how fat she'll be in 20 years....Check out the Mom.


TAGS: if you go for the little sister you might get 25 years
Rating: 3.1/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:10 pm
BTW. This poster came from a real life experience...I was dating this girl, Then I met her older sister....then I met her mom........You see where I'm going with this. (then I met her younger sister, And hit that for a while, Until the fat gene kicked in)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Jalford was Banned. It was a great day in Motifake history. Mr.M stomped him into the ground like the insignificant worm that he was........Then we had Mojitos.
DreMagnum - October 14, 2009, 6:30 pm
ive always hated jalford, hope he gets banned
spacedog - October 14, 2009, 6:20 pm
Very true, Moooooo+. I this lovely poster even has the illicit comment of an extinct timmy. Nice.
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 1:12 pm
Jalford must have a lot of spare time to be travelling all around to kill people he's never met.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 12:11 pm
He can't be disturbed at the moment; the cartoon network is on
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 11:56 am
hey jalford, do your parents know you're g**?
jalford - July 29, 2009, 7:22 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)


MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS


TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


DESERTION - time to go live in the shadows




MARCO -




Cathor -




RELIGION -


TAGS: shamanism might not be that great either
Rating: 2.1/5

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Velin - June 22, 2009, 6:26 am
Could be... but which ways and how old?


MISANTROPTIMIST -


TAGS: misanthrope optimist smite almighty hope
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2015, 11:39 am
Nice word combonation. 5L


Portrayal -


TAGS: high mighty doodle
Rating: 5/5

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Meenie - March 18, 2016, 8:17 am
What can I say except that you inspire me
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:17 pm
Well done, Meanie! LUV IT! ^!!!!!
lgvernon - March 17, 2016, 1:43 pm

This is excellent, Meenie. More, please.


Flame Wars -


TAGS: all hail mighty bane cat
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:40 pm
I'm glad you enjoy the mouthfuls I offer.
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 8:54 pm
Why thank you C-bal, you smooth talker. I must admit, its fun having you around. Spices things up a bit. I enjoy sparring with you on the forums. Gives my brain a workout! chuckle, chuckle...
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 8:16 pm
I luv u, Dizzie. You're the only reason I come here. The only one....
mizzdizz - May 19, 2017, 2:33 pm
C-bal, you got banned from Politifake?! Nice work! I bow before your awesomeness! I can't flame at that level no matter how hard I try! Well done!!!!! Tip of the coffee cup to ya'!
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 1:49 pm
I, too, enjoy comments, and also replying to them, but apparently that's against Duh Lawl now, so I will be filing chargers in the Court of the World Wide Web and I will be suing expressly for the lulz.
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 1:47 pm
Nobody knows nothing more than Donald Trump. Who is facing impeachment as we speak. You lost, buddy, and apparently Moo is extremely b***hurt about it, and can't stand the fact that I'm right. And I don't drink alcohol, you Republican opiate-head.
Cannabal - May 19, 2017, 1:44 pm
And he's a whiny little bit'ch, too, that cries to the mods to silence anyone who hurts his feelings. I don't care if I got banned from Politifake, because that was the most fun troll ever.
lgvernon - May 18, 2017, 1:57 pm

As far as flames go~~many an arsonist has found that it's often his own fire that burns his b*** the worst...
lgvernon - May 18, 2017, 1:40 pm

Geez~~I just wondered who had this french-fry-eating cat.
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 2:53 am
C-bal, humor? I missed the cultural reference. Not my thing. My apologies.
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 2:51 am
Scat, C-bal is our resident Agent Provocateur. He is the bite that keeps the site from getting too syrupy with the happy bubbly crap that I barf out! He bashes everything equally. The vinegar in an excellent sweet and sour sauce. Enjoy!
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2017, 10:11 pm
I am somewhat gratified by these comments. I don't see a lot of UPs for this attitude.
ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 6:47 pm
Watch and learn ;)
ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 6:45 pm
Really... this meme looks like it was created by a drunk, liberal Democrat who lost an election and is trying to blame everything except his brainwashing on the result
ScatXXVII - May 17, 2017, 6:40 pm
Soooo. You're a cat.... forced to wear a Death Lord Princess Leah Space Zombie costume... and you hate your master to death... woooo...
Cannabal - May 17, 2017, 5:38 pm
Since you bring up mods, I can think of few on here who are royal douches, of course, that's most every internet mod.
Cannabal - May 17, 2017, 5:37 pm
It seems you didn't have your coffee yet. THis was a joke. Hence the BaneCat.
mizzdizz - May 17, 2017, 6:12 am
I vote for a do over on this one, C-bal. If you flame me, I'll prove I'm right. This is actually really good. You were in too much of a hurry to submit and didn't check your work. NOT a mod. Just my personal opinion being expressed. I have no authority.
mizzdizz - May 17, 2017, 5:56 am
C-bal, I take it somebody pissed on your parade again? Your mastery of incendiary rhetoric in the poetic format is truly impressive, however. you may want to let these sit for a day or two, then go back, check for spelling,and ideal word choice.


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